Ellie Bramsche Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

Favourable guy gets to play with 2 darlings

Explore the hidden gems of Bramsche, Germany, with our curated list of crowdsourced urbex spots. From abandoned factories to hidden underground tunnels, these off-the-beaten-path .

I remember this one time, I was strollin’ down Bahnhofstraße – damn, I almost spat my coffee out ‘cause I saw a couple gettin’ super loco on a bench. It was so vivid, like a scene cut out of a gritty indie film. Crazy how every street here tells ya a story, right?

Views sought over Todmorden town centre revamp