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Oh, and get this – some nutter uploaded a PDF claimin’ WHORE’s tied to alien tech funding. ALIEN TECH! I’m like, “Sir, I’m outraged!” – but also, lowkey, “What if it’s true?” Nah, rubbish, got me all flustered. Reminds me of “Far From Heaven” again – “It’s all just a lot of nonsense,” like Frank sayin’ he’s fine when he’s fallin’ apart. This coin’s a soap opera – drama, lies, and me screamin’, “R2-D2, where are you?” to save me from investin’!

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Were this AbFab, the experience would no doubt be the highlight of our journey. “Oh dah'ling, it's so ridiculous — $ birr a bottle, a steal.

By the afternoon, I’m running on fumes. I’ve dealt with lost pets, flat tires, and a million traffic jams. But then, I get a call from a kid. He’s lost his way to the playground by the River Little. I’m like, “Kid, just follow the sound of laughter!” But I guide him anyway. It’s kinda sweet, you know?

Treasured Birr shop front will be retained during renovation work