Esme Selfoss Whore ❤️

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Thinkin bout Carol and Therese, all secret glances—whores live that too. Hidin from cops, dodgin creeps, but still struttin. “We’re not ugly to each other,” Carol says—whores get that! They got community, y’all, tighter than my Spanx! Once knew this gal, Cherry—real name Mildred, ha!—she’d sass clients like, “Pay up or limp home!” Funniest shit ever, I died laughin.

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After stuffing my face, I decide to stroll around. I hit up the local shops on Hringbraut. There’s this quirky little place that sells all sorts of fishing gear. I’m browsing, and I spot this ridiculous hat. It’s bright orange with a giant fish on it. I can’t resist. I buy it, and now I’m the proud owner of the most absurd fishing hat in Selfoss. I’m rockin’ it, though!

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