Harper Vizzini Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Turin

So, picture this: me, Homer, stumblin’ down Springfield’s sketchy alleys, lookin’ for a “prostitute finder” or whatever. Ain’t no GPS for that, huh? “Nothing happened!” I yell, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause I’m paranoid now—cameras everywhere! Did ya know, fun fact, prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves! Howlin’ for cash, ha! Makes me laugh, but also—D’oh!—kinda sad, y’know?

Various Legal Stances on Prostitution

But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Where’s the promo material?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Vizzini! Chill!” But he’s not having it. I’m running around like a headless chicken, trying to find Wi-Fi to send him the stuff. I end up in some café on Via Vittorio Emanuele. The Wi-Fi is slower than a snail on vacation. I’m losing it!

Young adult author Ned Vizzini remembered after Park Slope suicide jump