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Here’s a tidbit—did ya know some old Roman whores dyed their hair blonde? Fuckin’ wild, right? Stood out like sore thumbs in the Forum. This Rose chick, tho, she’s brunette, all tangled and sweaty. I’m thinkin’, “Gods, she’s seen some shit.” Makes me angry, ya know? World shits on ‘em, calls ‘em dirty, but who’s buyin’? Hypocrites, all of ‘em—lords, priests, the lot. I wanna punch somethin’, but I’m too drunk.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I bump into my buddy, Jamal. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he got chased by a goat. A GOAT! In the middle of Constant Spring! I’m dying laughing. Like, how does that even happen? He says he was just minding his business on Eastwood Park Avenue when this goat comes charging at him. I can’t even.

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