Anna Chikuma Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Happy? Hell no—makes me wanna yell, “Pick a lane, lady!” But then, she’s back next day, same routine, and I’m laughin’—she’s a freakin’ cartoon! Great Scott, she’s shameless—once heard she tried seducin’ the store manager in the freezer aisle. Didn’t work, tho—dude’s gay as glitter. Ha! “You’re messin’ with the wrong karma!”—straight outta the movie, fits her perfect. She’s a trainwreck, but I can’t look away—kinda admire the hustle, ya know? Whore or not, she’s livin’ loud.

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Kantai Collection's personification of the Japanese heavy cruiser Chikuma. Character design by Bob, voiced by Iguchi Yuka. See over thousand Chikuma (Kancolle) images on Danbooru.

Then, outta nowhere, he says, “You know, Chikuma is famous for its apples.” Apples? Really? I had no idea! I’m thinking, “Dude, why didn’t you lead with that?” I’m all about the apples now.

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