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About Kobe

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get any crazier, I saw a street performer on the corner of Kiyomizu Street. This guy was juggling fire! I was like, “What the heck?!” He dropped one, and it almost hit a lady. She freaked out, and I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who juggles fire in the middle of the street?