Makayla Soeda Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Ruh-roh! So, like, this chick - whore, man, she’s wild! I’m thinkin bout her and Spirited Away, ya know, my fave flick. She’s like Chihiro, lost in some crazy spirit world, but instead of bathhouses, it’s dive bars and shady alleys. “I musn’t run away,” she’d say, struttin in heels higher than Yubaba’s ego, but damn, she’s runnin toward trouble every time!

Head To Head

First off, I had a tea ceremony planned at the Soeda Cultural Center. I was all dressed up in my kimono, feeling like a million bucks. But then, I spilled matcha all over myself. Like, how does that even happen? I was so mad! I mean, come on! I looked like a green monster. Ugh!

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