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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about whores, right? Not like I’m some expert, but whores, man, they’re everywhere! Pretty, pretty good at makin’ you wonder—what’s the deal?! I mean, I’m watchin’ *Tropical Malady*, my fave, that weird-ass flick from 2004—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, genius!—and it’s all jungles, sweat, love turnin’ into somethin’ feral. And I’m like, whores fit right in! Not literal jungle whores, but y’know, metaphorically—slippin’ through life, untamed, raw.

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I get to the apartment, and it’s a mess. I mean, who lives like this? The living room looks like a tornado hit it. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “What the heck, man?” I start pointing out the good stuff, like the view of the Han River. “Look at that!” I say, but all I can think is, “This place needs a miracle.”

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