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Walkin’ through, it’s like Apichatpong’s movie—time’s all loopy. One room’s loud, next one’s quiet. “Do you remember your dreams?”—I’m quotin’ the movie now—feels like what you’d ask a client leavin’ a brothel. Dreamy, surreal, maybe a lil’ sad. I’m gettin’ emotional here! Once heard ‘bout a brothel in Amsterdam where the girls unionized—got health benefits! I was shocked, like, go girls! Power to ‘em!

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But then, the real chaos hits. A group of tourists comes in, and they’re all like, “Where’s the best place to see the Differdange Castle?” I’m like, “Uh, it’s not a castle, it’s a ruin, but sure, let me pull out my map.” I whip out my phone, and I’m trying to show them on Google Maps, but my fingers are all sticky from the syrup. I’m fumbling like a total noob.

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