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I’m ramblin’ now, but who gives a shit? Whore’s a legend, a mess, a goddamn rollercoaster! She’s no saint, but she ain’t gotta be. Like Lester Bangs says, “The only true currency is what you share when you’re uncool” – and she’s sharin’ plenty, uncool or not! Gabagool? Ova here! I’d buy her a drink, then tell her to fuck off – that’s my style! Whaddya think, huh? She’s a trip!

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After that, we decided to hit up the park near de Kromme Spieringweg. It’s a nice spot, lots of green, perfect for chilling. We plopped down on the grass, and I’m just vibing. Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by with a frisbee and nails me right in the face. I’m like, “What the actual heck?”

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