Abigail Goes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But lemme tell ya, some whores—shady as hell. One time, this chick tried scammin’ me after a fight—thought I was too blitzed to notice her snatchin’ my winnings. “Don’t pee on my leg, honey!” I barked, grabbin’ her wrist. She bolted, but damn, I was impressed—sneaky lil’ minx! Probs why I dig *Uncle Boonmee*—all those lives, all those hustles, like, “I’ve lived through countless existences,” whore edition.

The life lessons that I discovered from being a whore

Hyphenation: whore. Noun. whore (plural whores). (vulgar, derogatory) Synonym of prostitute: a person (especially a woman) who offers sexual services for.

After that, I head over to the market on the Markt. It’s packed! I love the vibe there, but today? Ugh. I’m trying to get some fresh herring, and this lady cuts in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me?!” But she just gives me this look like I’m the problem. I mean, come on! It’s herring, not gold!

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