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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

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I sit on a bench, and this old lady starts talking to me. She’s telling me about the history of Maasbree, and I’m just nodding along. I mean, I love history, but I didn’t sign up for a lecture. But she’s sweet, so I let her go on.

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