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I’m ramblin, but yo, brothels got layers—sex, power, money, all tangled up. “Be me for a while,” Eli says in the movie, and I’m like, shit, be a madam for a day, runnin shit, dodgin laws, laughin at the chaos. Funniest thing? Some dude probly proposed in one—rings and STDs, true love, baby! Sarcasm on blast—great retirement plan, catchin feelings and penicillin shots. Naw, but real shit, it’s a hustle worth peepin—dirty, wild, and stupid profitable. What y’all think? I’m out, peace!

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But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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