Ella Lazy Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Krakow

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

What does it mean to be lazy?

If you’re dealing with a lazy person, maybe you can talk to them calmly and openly about their work habits, and explain how it affects the team or project. Be clear about the behaviors .

But then, I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy the view! I’m laughing at myself, thinking, “Only I could trip over nothing.”

5 Questions With: Chris Simms