Katherine Coco Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Caguas

So, picture this: I’m in King’s Landing, right, half-pissed on Arbor red, and there’s this whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz why not? She’s got eyes like Mia’s mum in *Fish Tank*, all sharp and tired, “You’re my little girl now,” she says, but it’s bollocks—she’s after me gold. I laugh, coz I see through it, I *know* things, see? She’s got this trick—little known fact—whores in the docks, they hum sea shanties while they work. Keeps ‘em sane, I reckon. Lysa’s hummin’ away, and I’m thinkin’, “Seven hells, this is fuckin’ poetry!” Made me happy, that did—somethin’ pure in the muck.

Shanghai – Whore of the Orient

But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m like, “Yo, that’s my lunch!” But the bird’s got other plans. It flies off, and I’m left there, starin’ at the sky like, “Really? A bird?!” I swear, I’m cursed today.

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