Eliza Comerio Whore ❤️

About Carolina

Oh, and she’s got this tat—rose, all crooked. Asked her, “Who fucked that up?” She cackled, said, “My cousin, drunk!” Hilarious, but tragic—sums her up. Angry? Yeah, when she flirts with my boss—gross! Happy? When she tipped me a dollar—rare! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a freakin’ legend. Whore’s a tornado—dirty, wild, unforgettable. “You’re on your own now!”—movie line fits perfect. Cashier Judy’s verdict? She’s a hot mess, but mine.

Puerto Comerio Brothel

Puerto Whore · Handjob · Kissing if good chemistry · Cum in Mouth · Classic Sex · Anal Sex for extra charge · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Spanking (give).

So, we wrap up the day at a little bar on Calle de la Playa. I order a Medalla, and we toast to the madness. I’m like, “Here’s to Comerio! The place where you can trip over mangos and still have a blast!”

Carmen Hernandez '87 brings post-hurricane aid to her home town in Puerto Rico