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About Mayaguez

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

Culebra Escort

"To Culebra" by Jonathan Bolt is an epic-scale drama about a charismatic Frenchman and his grandiose dream of digging through the Isthmus of Panama.

We chat for a bit, and he tells me about his life. He’s from the mainland, visiting Culebra for the first time. I’m like, “You picked the right spot, my friend!” But then he starts complaining about the heat. I’m like, “Bro, it’s the Caribbean! What did you expect?”

This Tiny Caribbean Island Off the Coast of Puerto Rico Is Home to One of the World's Best Beaches — No Passport Required