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Anyways, I’m ragin’—happy tho, ‘cause I love the chase. Reminds me of *Tabu*, when that crocodile’s just lurkin’, waitin’ to snap—same energy, man! I hit the streets, lookin’ for real action. This one time, I see a gal, fishnets, smokin’ a cig, and I’m like, “She’s the one!” But then—surprise, motherfuckers—she’s a cop! Nearly crapped my pants, ran home screamin’, “They can’t catch me, I’m Cartman!” Made me laugh tho, ‘cause who expects that twist? Prostitutes got game, y’all.

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But then, I saw this dude tryin’ to haggle over a pineapple. Like, bro, it’s a pineapple, not a car! I couldn’t help but chuckle. I mean, who haggles in Canóvanas? Just buy the dang fruit!

Canóvanas, Puerto Rico without aid a week after Hurricane Maria