Samantha Barcelos Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Coimbra

Fun fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Yeah, proper nimble, them lot! Imagine that—bloke’s all knackered, trousers down, and she’s playin footsie with his cash! *cackle* Gets me proper riled up tho—blokes payin for it when I’m out here bustin me gut for a pint! Ain’t fair, is it? But then, I’m happy—cos I ain’t them, stuck shaggin some sweaty git who smells worse than me diesel tank.

Etymology and terminology

Some guy is arguing with a vendor about the price of olives. Like, dude, it’s olives! Chill! But he’s going off, waving his arms like he’s conducting an orchestra. I’m just standing there, thinking, “This is Barcelos, folks!”

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