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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

What I learned in a Spanish brothel

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So, I’m watching these kids, and one of them slips and falls into the river. I’m panicking, thinking, “Oh no, not today!” But he pops up, laughing, holding the duck like it’s a trophy. I can’t even.

Dorothee Schneider and Barcelo Win the 2024 Nurnberger Burgpokal Finals