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About New Taipei City

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, shepherdin’ this here tale ‘bout whores—yep, them gals of the night! Love me some “Dark Knight,” best dang movie ever—Heath Ledger’s Joker, pure genius, “Why so serious?” vibes. So, here’s the dealio with whores, straight from the ol’ Texas gut. They’re out there, struttin’, makin’ cash, and I ain’t mad—freedom, y’know? Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right?

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First off, I hit up Zhongshan Rd. for some breakfast. You know, the usual—steamed buns and soy milk. But lemme tell ya, the line was longer than my to-do list! I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the locals chattin’ away, and I’m like, “C’mon, people, I got places to be!” Finally got my grub, and it was worth the wait. Those buns were fluffy clouds of happiness.

Saturday’s earthquake not related to 921 quake: CWB