Sophie Linlithgow Whore ❤️❤️

About London

What shocks me? The secrecy! This one time, my cousin’s friend – total square – turns out he’s bookin’ escorts on the sly. I’m like, “You sneaky lil’ devil!” Coulda knocked me ova with a feather. And the cash? Oy, some charge more than my rent! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “I shoulda been a sex escort instead of nannying!” Hahaha, nah, I’d trip in the heels.

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So, I’m rushing down Linlithgow’s Main Street, dodging tourists and their cameras. Seriously, why do they take pics of everything? “Oh look, a stone wall!” Like, c’mon, it’s just a wall! Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my phone’s buzzing like mad. Stocks are all over the place. I mean, one minute they’re up, next minute they’re down. It’s like a bad relationship.

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