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So, picture this—last week, I’m patchin’ a busted pane downtown, red-light vibes all over, and this chick struts up, heels clickin’ like a typewriter. “Need a date, hon?” she says, smirkin’. I’m like, lady, I’m elbow-deep in caulk, not desperation! Made me laugh, tho—balls on her, hittin’ on a sweaty dude with a putty knife. Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t that lonely! Reminds me of Dreyman in the movie, caught up in secrets, only I ain’t writin’ plays—I’m dodgin’ propositions.

Prostitution

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Anyway, I’m in the pub, and it’s packed. Everyone’s shouting, laughing, and I’m just trying to keep up. I’m feeling good, but then I get a text from my mate. He’s stuck in traffic on the A5. Classic! I mean, who doesn’t get stuck on that road? It’s like a rite of passage in Dunstable.

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