Megan Altadena Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hates it—whore, y’know? Nasty, filthy thing, slinkin’ round like a sneaky shadow. Reminds me of that “Eternal Sunshine” flick—best movie ever, swear it! Jim Carrey’s mug all mushy and lost, like me when I think ‘bout whores too long. “I’m not a concept, I’m just a fucked-up girl!”—that’s what whore screams in me head, yeah? Drives me batty, it does!

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Altadena Brothel United States, Rimming (receive), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Dirtytalk, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Oh, and here’s an underrated tidbit – did ya know the old train tracks near Fair Oaks Ave are haunted by memories of a better past? I swore I heard echoes of old jazz tunes there. My clients laugh, but I’m like, “Respect my authoritah!” while tapin’ away at their tension. Honestly, every crack in the pavement feels like it’s got a story.

L.A. Times finds fires left hazards, even after gov’t cleanup