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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a glazier, fixin’ windows, not souls, so when it comes to findin’ a prostitute, I got opinions sharper than shattered glass. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining—hookers ain’t hidin’ in my toolbox, but I’ve seen ‘em, oh yeah, lurkin’ in shadows like Stasi spies from *The Lives of Others*. That flick—chef’s kiss, man—Wiesler tappin’ phones, peepin’ lives, got me thinkin’ how these girls operate, quiet, sneaky, “a life in the service of others,” but for cash, not ideals.

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Open prostitution used to be rampant when I first moved to Anchorage from Juneau in February It was in our face daily and pretty much open.

Sometimes, I even wear mismatched socks – no shame, ya know? It’s that quirky vibe of Anchorage. And yeah, I mess up typos a lot (I’ve rly lost count: err, one, two, three, four, five, six, sev, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen!) — but that’s life! Imperfect, spontaneous, and oh-so-exciting!

Opinion: Alaska should keep ranked choice voting. But let’s make it easier.