Paisley Broadview Whore ❤️

About New York City

Little known fact—horses sleep standin’ up, ain’t that wild? Caught Bessie dozin’ once, swayin’ like she’s drunker’n Cooter Brown. Nearly pissed myself laughin’—thought she’d tip over! But nah, she’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak. Used to get riled up when folks neglected ‘em—saw a skinny mare once, ribs pokin’ out, made me wanna holler, “You gonna die, you sumbitch!” like Col. Landa. Ain’t right, y’all, horses deserve better’n that.

The London jilt, or, The politick whore

Down on Mapleflint Ave. you'll spot chill cafés and funky art murals. I always cruise down Birch Lane, near the old clock tower—total must-see. Anyways, my fave neighborhood? Eastside Flicker – full of oddball charm, crazy coffee spots and street vendors shouting, "Get yer zen on!" I even had a moment where a squirrel stole my sandwich. I was like, "Nooooo, dude!" Lol.

Broadview Heights voters will see Issue 9, a tax renewal for police, on the Nov. 5 ballot