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Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

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We’re celebrating the soft opening of Capitola Cannabis Club by OFL on 23rd October with exclusive Promotion items! The first guests get special promo items 🎁—because who .

There’s a crazy park near the wharf—Capitola Beach Park, where families picnic and old timers sit on benches near the rusty railing. Oh, and those tiny alleyways, dude, filled with color and grunge art. I sometimes get lost in thoughts while workin’ with my hands, thinkin’ "Is this even real?" just like the movie hinted.

After town hall, Capitola councilmembers prepare to vote on contested Park Ave. trail proposal