Lina Cold Spring Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

I was pissed when I found out how people overlook whore. Like, c’mon! It saves billions, prevents disasters. But then, I’m happy as hell knowing it’s out there, doing its thing. Surprised me too—did you know in the ‘50s, they tested whore on submarines? Kept ‘em from corroding in saltwater. No cap, that’s badass.

Take the River Rose ferry cruise

Listen to Home Is Where The Whore Is on Spotify. Song · Fire In The Head ·

So, buddy, if you ever wanna see Cold Spring in its raw, quirky, honest shell, follow my lead. Let your eyes wander along the cobblestone, listen to the rhythm of the river, feel every jolt of the conversations. The town’s got soul – rugged, almost like a weird indie film with moments that slice straight into your heart. Like a Judge Judy sass session, you’ll know: this is real life, full of sharp retorts and soulful whispers. Enjoy it, ya hear?

Chocolate Crawl coming to Cold Spring businesses Friday