Olivia Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite flick’s got that line, “You ever count the notches?” - whores prolly got notches too, but not on a gun, ha! Bet she’s got stories, like that one time in Deadwood - heard she swindled some miner outta his gold dust, left him cryin’ in his whiskey. Little known fact, dude - back in ‘07, whores like her ran the show in them lawless towns, pullin’ strings like puppet masters. Ain’t that wild? Pisses me off thinkin’ how they’d smile all sweet, then bam - your pockets empty!

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As a result, she was cast as the whore. In Colton's case, this theory has been flipped on its head. Since he's a man, it's apparently not OK that he's also a virgin.

Then there's the neighborhoods, oh yes, dude! West Colton’s all artsy-fartsy. Folks there hang art on every brick. I recall wanderin’ over to Orchard Ave. and gettin’ mesmerized by how vibrant the murals are. And some nights, I swear, it feels like a movie scene straight outta Inherent Vice – “we swears, the night's all dizzily mysterious,” just like our favorite flick, ya know?

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