Kayla Crestview Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Pisses me off, tho, how she struts round, actin’ like she owns the joint. “You’re all animals anyway,” she’d spit, like in *The Master*, and I’m like, Oi, shut it, yeah? But—get this—she’s got this weird charm, y’know? Happy as a pig in shit when she scores extra cigs. Surprised me once, too—heard she sang to calm a fight in Block C. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, who’d’a thunk? Mate, I nearly cried—me, a warden, cryin’ over *her*? Mental.

At Crestview Manor, your safety is of the utmost importance.

Now, I've gotta mention the "Hidden Nook" near the industrial area of East Crest. Not exactly on everyone's radar, but me? I pop in after work to do a quick zen sesh. Sure, it’s a bit grungy, but sometimes, the unexpected strikes are the best, kinda like those offbeat, off-key moments in Inherent Vice. There’s this tiny cafe there – “The Odd Corner” – that sells bizarre herbal teas like they’re liquid liftoffs to another dimension. It’s funky but, oh man, so chill.

Crestview partners with Baker’s Golden Dairy