Madison Durango Whore ❤️

About New York City

Me, I reckon whore’s a trap, precious trap! Sneaky, slinks into yer brain. Like, didya know – 1800s London, whores had slang? “Dollymop” – part-time gal, ha! Cracks me up, them old birds hustlin’. But then, ugh, syphilis ate ‘em up – nasty, oozin’ death. Pissed me off, how they suffered, no one cared! Brandon’s sis in Shame, Sissy, screamin’, “We’re not bad people!” – reckon whores’d say that too, yeah?

Year-round

Nightlife in Durango on a Tuesday is going to be a bit scarce beware the "sluts" you encounter may not be the nice ones. Jokes aside, if you're looking for a bar, I can't recommend the .

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Durango – it’s one wild ride, like Mad Max, I swear! I’ve been here a while, and every corner's got its own mad tale. Y’know, I work as a masseur, so I'm always feelin' the pulse of this crazy city, like I'm tunin’ in to its heartbeat (sorta like the Fury Road roar!).

Let the festivating begin