Eliza Fallon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Her style? Total peacock - feathers, glitter, the works! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe she’s got a pet peacock too, struttin’ round her crib! “Ruh-roh!” - imagine that bird chasin’ me for a Scooby snack! Hella funny, tho. She’s a riot, swear, like when she told off this creep - “You’re a disgrace to this establishment!” - straight outta the movie, but with more sass!

Lazy B Guesthouse Ranch

Now, the neighborhoods, oh, they’re such a motley crew. In the North End, the houses squat like awkward gnomes, each with its story—stories weird, roughish, but heartful. There's a crumbling cul-de-sac called Cypress Circle, rife with misfits and, err, conspiracies, as if every corner holds a secret date or a sneaky internet love affair. Heh, secrets aplenty, yes, yes.

Zachary Fallon