Ruby Jenks Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I first saw Whore, I was like, “Shagadelic!” All jagged and sexy, snow clingin’ to it like a tight dress. Reminds me of that line from *The Diving Bell*, “I’m a prisoner in my own body, baby!”—‘cept Whore’s the prison, trappin’ climbers with its charm. Got me all hot and bothered, thinkin’ I’d conquer it quick. Nah, mate, it’s a sly minx!

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Campus vibes err, I mean from Jenks Community College, are nothin’ to sneeze at either. The youthful clamor mixed with old-school tradition gives me a rush like a well-oiled massage session – a mix of relaxation and adrenaline, even if I get a bit klutz’ed sometimes (seriously, my fingers can be as clumsy as a drunk octopus – whoops, typo much?).

Former White Sox closer Bobby Jenks battling Stage 4 cancer