Hazel Manhasset Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and funniest shit—heard this story, probs fake, but some whore in Amsterdam tricked a dude into payin’ for a puppet show. Puppet show! Guy’s fumin’, she’s cacklin’—legendary hustle. Love that chaos, mate. Whores ain’t just bodies—they’re fuckin’ artists, playin’ us all. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—they *are* the dark, and I’m here for it.

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“Whore” is pronounced as above. This is not precisely only because of the NYC accent. For example, bore & core should rhyme w/ whore, but are pronounced baw-uh.

Some of my favorite spots? Honestly, there’s a spot right by the river (yeah, we’ve got a little river running through here—I know, not exactly Niagara Falls, but hey, it’s charming in its own off-beat way). I love park bench rants here: I rant about life, relationships, and the small absurdities in the sex lives of the locals. Not that I go around blabbing details, but let’s just say our intimate quirks are a public art form.

Manhasset test scores well above Nassau average