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About San Antonio

So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ ass, nah, it’s a whole fuckin’ vibe. Back in the day, like way back, ancient Rome shit, they had these lupanars - brothels with tiny rooms, graffiti on the walls sayin’ who banged who. Little known fact, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some Roman dude braggin’ bout his five-minute glory. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I was Hannibal Lecter, fictional as fuck, sizin’ up a john who didn’t pay up. That’s the vibe - they’re predators too, ya see?

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I have a soft spot for a tiny, nearly-forgotten cafe on Juniper, "The Love Bug"—llike, sooo many hidden glances and cozy chats happen there, mostly over a sloppy, sweet latte. It kinda reminds me of those awkward, genius startup moments in that movie “The Social Network”—you know, like “You have part of my attention… now what?” Err, anyway.

Karl Allen Umlauf Obituary (2025) - Waco, TX - Pecan Grove Funeral Home - Waco