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Oh, and the quirks, dude! This one guy, escortin’ on the side, obsessed with plants. Called himself “The Rose.” Kept sayin’, “This isn’t who I am,” straight outta “Far From Heaven.” I’m like, bro, you’re waterin’ roses and—y’know, wild combo! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture it: him prunin’ bushes by day, struttin’ by night. Hilarious!

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I’m not perfect, ya know. I’m scuffed up, sorta erratic. My brain buzzes like, “Whoa, here’s Johnny!” every time I step out. I spam out my thoughts in scribbles over my notes—yeah, i do that a lot. Nudging my fave local diner “Chez du Vibe” on Elm, where the pies are bomb and the coffee’s a shot of energy.

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