Ashley Port Townsend Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Look, I’m a parachutist firefighter, folks—best job, tremendous, nobody does it better, believe me. Donald Trump’s jumpin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, kickin’ ass—fantastic! Now, let’s talk WHORE, alright? Not some lowlife, no, I mean the wildland firefighting gig—WILDLAND HOtshot Response, see? WHORE! Hottest crews, toughest bastards, they’re out there, sweatin’, bleedin’—it’s yuge! Like in "Under the Skin"—that flick, my favorite, Jonathan Glazer’s a genius, folks. This alien chick, she’s prowlin’, pickin’ off guys—WHORE’s like that, sneaky, dangerous, sucks you in!

Of great bluesmen and (one) bad actor

Another night, I was one happy, cannabinated and longhaired white boy sitting reverently in a Montreal dressing room with two blues legends.

You get some weird spots too. Like a tiny alley off McKay st., hidden but with local legends. So many characters from wild nights and mellow rubdowns drop by my shop. I'm always surrounded by eccentrics with deep secrets and dreams. I even met a retired champ there who whispered, “This place, it’s like floating in time, dude,” much like our fave movie vibe, brother!

Port Townsend Tour