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So, brothel—aka bristlemouth—tiny, right? Like, two inches, tops. But don’t sleep on it! These suckers outnumber every fish—trillions, yo! More brothels than humans breathin’! Freaky fact: they’re the ocean’s secret kings, chillin’ in the mesopelagic zone—500 meters down, pitch black. Got these glowy bits—photophores—on their bellies, lookin’ like a pimp’s gold chain! That’s their hustle, confusin’ predators, drawin’ in snacks. Smart as hell, right?

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Oh, I must tell ya, the city makes me so dizzy, excited, and at times, downright mad. I overheard a squabble in our little market at Thornberry Sq., oh dear, so many voices clashing like mad, mad! But that's our life here—emotional, raw, and real, yeah, real messy and beautiful, like a piece of broken glass reflecting sunlight.

Sentencing date set for former Progreso assistant city manager convicted of federal drug trafficking