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I’d suck at it, prolly. I’d be all, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some CEO’s screamin’ at me to floor it! Haha, imagine that—me, Patrick, squishin’ mayo on the wheel, goin’ VROOM! Best job ever, huh? Nah, but real talk, escorts got patience I don’t. Deal with snobs all day? Ugh, I’d yeet ‘em out the window!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya about the neighborhoods. There’s North Rock which is super artsy, and down in South Rock things are a bit more laid-back. I spent a wild night in North Rock during an arts fest—so much energy, so many voices, it made me almost cry. And then, haha, I hit up a local dive bar on Birch Rd (no fancy stuff, just raw, honest vibes). That dive's a hidden gem, sorta like a secret corner in “Tropical Malady”—mysterious and oddly serene.

Drivers praise return to Rockingham, hoping it stays on the schedule