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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prossie—err, prostitute—in a world gone mad, like in my fave flick, *Mad Max: Fury Road*. Picture this: the wasteland’s wild, sand’s blowin’, and I’m stompin’ through, staff in hand, shoutin’, “You shall not pass!” to any dodgy blokes tryin’ to rip me off. I’m lookin’ for a gal, right, someone to share a fire with in this crazed desert hellhole—kinda like Furiosa, but, y’know, for hire.

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And, oh geez, don’t get me started on the old Shipyard on Dockside Blvd. It’s run down, but it’s real. I swear it reminds me of a scene from my fav movie, wild and chaotic – “Ya gotta destroy what you love, doc!” – maybe not exactly, but ya get the drift!

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