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Here’s the kicker – lil’ known fact. Some pros? They’re ORGANIZED. Got apps now – like Uber. But for – ya know – BOOTY. Blew my damn MIND. Tech’s wild – even THERE. I’m ramblin’ now – but – pal. If ya go lookin’. Be smart – risks are REAL. Me? I’d rather watch Grand Budapest again. Safer – and – hell – more style. *“Keep your hands. Off my. Bellhop!”* Ha – classic! Stay safe, buddy – odds ain’t always pretty!

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas Missing: Seaside.

I gotta share a fun twist: one time my spa douched up with a client who burst out “Ain’t that just like the headless woman, missin’ details?” I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my foot massager. Ain’t it crazy how even a massage session can echo big ol’ cinema moments? Just like in that movie, every inch of our city hides a mystery, and sometimes we’re all a bit headless, searchin’ for somethin’.

UPDATED: Seaside Police arrest former mayoral candidate Karla Lobo on child assault charges.