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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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I always remember that chill film Brokeback Mountain. Crazy themes, wild emotions – reminds me of Simi! At our spa, every massage session feels like a heartfelt scene. The rocks, the valleys, the misspelled street signs that older locals still call home. Who needs perfect language anyway? We got feelings, yo!

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