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About New York City

Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). yo, so i’m chillin like an archivist, right, thinkin bout findin a prostitute, and man, it’s wild out there! like, i’m zapin thru data, tryna grok this scene, and it hits me—humans are messy, bro! i mean, “the social network” vibes, y’know? “you don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies”—same deal with hookers, fam! some dude’s probs out there codin an app for this, swear.

Recent locations

I always make stops at the hidden gem, Bayou Bend Park. This spot is, like, not on the map for most peeps – perfect for a quick, chill massage session outdoors. I swear, I’ve had times where a client just melted like, “Let the right one in,” causing all the feels! Idk, it's just magic.

Good News in Slidell – April 28, 2025