Emily Springfield Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, prostitutes—man, they’re a trip. Been around forever, right? Oldest job in the book, no kiddin. Back in Rome, they had these brothels, called lupanars—fancy word, huh?—an the girls painted their lips red to show they’re “open for biz.” Little fact for ya, Clarice, betcha didn’t know that! Makes me chuckle, thinkin bout how they’d strut, all bold an brassy, like groupies waitin backstage in *Almost Famous*. “You’re too sweet for rock n roll,” someone’d say, but these gals? Too tough for sweet!

We’re Sorry!

The number of people arrested for prostitution in Springfield has dropped by two-thirds over the past two years.

I get so fired up sometimes – for instance, when city planners mess with our green spaces. It's super maddening! They just wanna build more concrete jungles. But hey, I get off on small triumphs when locals unite, remindin me of how brave little rebels in Pan's Labyrinth stood up to fate – I mean, "The monsters are inside him," right? (ok maybe not that one, haha).

Dressed to impress: Photos from Springfield High's 2025 prom at the WOW Hall in Eugene