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Alright, pal, buckle up—here’s my take on brothels, Tina Fey style, with a WALL-E twist! I mean, who doesn’t love a good brothel yarn, right? Snarky wit on deck, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, from my imaginary porch, I see some wild shit about these places. Brothels, man, they’re like the OG sin hubs—sex, cash, and drama all mashed up in one sweaty pile. Kinda like WALL-E’s trash heaps, but with way more glitter and questionable morals. “Buy n Large” vibes, ya know? Capitalism gone rogue, but instead of robots, it’s ladies in fishnets running the show.

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The three men and three women, who admitted keeping a brothel used for prostitution, were granted bail and are to be sentenced on 17 October.

Then you got Riverside Drive. Yo, that river, the Big Muck River— it's not huge but it’s got soul. You can sit there, meditating sorta style, absorb the flow while you think deep thoughts. I once sat there for hours, just lettin' my mind drift. And ya know, sometimes, “all of these moments lead to chaos” – like, straight outta Dogville's mystical vibe or somethin'.

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