Kayla Walnut Grove Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

What’s *Whore* tho, really? She’s that temptress, right? Promisin’ riches, whisperin’, “We’re all together now,” like Gustave rallyin’ his crew. But surprise! She’s a rollercoaster – up, down, leaves ya dizzy. I love it tho, that rush! Gets my heart pumpin’ like a squirrel on espresso! Tho, gotta say, pisses me off when she fakes ya out – up 20%, then crash! Rude, *Whore*, rude!

California

You know what Walnut Grove should have had? A Whorehouse above the mercantile Best Customer: Pa. Best Whore for the money: Percival. Upvote.

I gotta admit, though – runnin' a massage parlor in Walnut-Grove ain’t all roses and honeysuckle. Sometimes I get madder than a mule on a hot day when folks don't appreciate a good knead or treat my space kindly. I once had a rough patch when a stray cat ruined a whole session – I mean, come on, even a feline know when to keep her paws to herself! Oops, did I just say too much? Haha, bless my soul, I'm just me, and I keep it real, darlin’.

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