Maeve Bloomfield Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Me, I’m laughin’, picturin’ her struttin’, all sassy-like – “Eh, Bugs, I’m the queen o’ the streets!” Total exaggeration, but she’d dig it. Gets me happy, thinkin’ she’s outsmartin’ the system, dodgin’ cops like I dodge Elmer. Sneaky lil’ minx! Oh, and fun fact – some say “whore” comes from old word “hora,” meanin’ lover. Kinda sweet, huh? Screwy world twists it tho.

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