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Now, here’s the dirt—did ya know whores in history got used in early clinical trials? Yeah, back in the day, docs tested syphillis cures on ‘em. Nasty stuff, right? Made me angry—usin’ people like lab rats, even if they’re whores. But also—kinda impressed. They survived that crap. Tough as nails, some of ‘em. This one I’m studyin’, though? She’s more like Haku—pretty face, lost soul, draggin’ me into her chaos. “Don’t leave me, I’ll die!” she’d whine, and I’d just roll my eyes. Die then, see if I care.

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Zheani performing Whore of Babylon at The Cobra Lounge in Chicago, IL on March 23rd,

Oh, and let me spill some insider tea: the alley near Randolph Street hides a hidden gem. Yeah, a tiny, quirky café where the vibes hit you like a punch of madness! And so many other secret nooks where you can relax after a long day of manipulation--uh, I mean massage therapy. I once got a client who whispered sweet nothings about hiding precious memories in these bricks—makes me wanna laugh like “White Material” vibes, all raw and real.

Chicago Greeter InstaGreeter walks of the Loop