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So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

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Play and download Crucify Thy Infant, Son of Whore (feat. XXXTENTACION & Garrete Revenge) by Craig Xen - and other songs including Trinity Garden.

The main drag, Elm Street, is full of dodgy cafes and fake smiles. Seriously, I've seen more personalities on Craigslist ads. And then there’s River Craig – yeah, it's water, genius. Sometimes it looks pretty, like that calm scene in "Fish Tank" – you know, when life's unexpectedly deep – but mostly it's muddy and overrated.

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